VIPP | Backstage K9 Crew
Age: 14.5 years
Breed: Street Dog Rescue from Brazil
Likes: Sleeping and Eating, preferably on repeat
Dislikes: Going out in the rain or generally getting my paws wet
Cuteness Level: 20/10 (including bonus points for my ears)
Guard Dog Skills: 0/10 literally no clue!
Snore factor: ‘They’ say 8, but I say 0…
Fetch Skills: Fetch it yourself, you threw it! (So that’s a definite 0)
Flatulence Rate: Guaranteed to clear the room!